onemanshighfashionblog:

isnt it ‘curious’ that Dumbledore is gay and his wand looks like anal beads

getoffmybloghoe:

when you lose your phone in the blanket and you just 

partybarackisinthehousetonight:

yes i’m very good in bed. excellent in bed. *props up pillows and folds blankets* *pillow falls over* uh *sweats nervously* this doesn’t usually happen i promise

randomstuff134:

sodamnrelatable:

take a moment to realize you have never seen your face in person, just reflections and pictures

some scientists agree that if you saw a clone of yourself, you wouldn’t recognise it as you, because our idea of what we look like is so different from what we actually look like

lolzpicx:

while they’re standing there i’m like…..

as soon as they leave…..

 

hair-old-styles:

harrystyies:

What if oxygen is poisonous and it just takes 75-100 years to kill us?

My science teacher said he thinks that’s true actually

paging-doctorfaggot:

paging-doctorfaggot:

it is 11:15 pm and there is a god damn dog barking outside

never mind it was my dog